Like I was saying about Pat being a man, not many can show up to church 15 minutes late in an undershirt driving a beastly truck with a beastly dog in shotgun. But as you can see here he cleans up alright and oh yeah, he had a beastly torch as well.
Sometimes I wonder if this guy has any pictures of me taking a picture on his blog.
Some last words from mama.
Now THIS is how you pull off a tux. This is the beast I mentioned before. I think he lives behind a wall at the sandlot. But like his owner, he cleans up alright. And he ate a flower girl. I kid, people.
MMMMM the ole' Adam of Eden pose...


This is how you kiss a first kiss...
Here's some advice kids, turn your overexposed pics into black and white genius!!!

Enter country lyrics here...

"I love your sepia eyes..."

The beautiful bride
I don't know how to describe grooms

If only this were the worst of it...
This is when I was singing the Isley Brothers' "Shout"

I once went to elementary school with Tom Flack (right). We once won an after school basketball championship when I was in 6th grade. Tom was in 5th but I'm not ashamed to say he carried our team. He was once destined be one of the greatest Pennridge Rams football players when he transferred to Christopher Dock for the women...