heckenberger family vacation day 4

first off, i'd like to once again apologize for my weak performance on day 3. i'm trying to bounce back. i am in orlando now. it is 1 in the morning and we are going to disney world tomorrow. i have not been there before. but before we move on to the future we must look back at the past. i enjoyed sanibel island. i was full of sun and trees and birds and i dont know about stingrays because i avoided the gulf like it was fruit. there were many russians there visting i think, or at least eastern europeans. there was a younger gentleman that followed anyone who pay attention to him and i tried to avoid him like it was fruit. i also learned that spray on sunblock is not my thing, as my trimmings of my core are all burn but my core is perfectly fine. i'll stick to the lather. we sat around a pool for most of this part of the trip but that is what vacation is all about. and yet i can't stay up past midnight hardly. i am rery tire.

here, from day 4...

chris of course, was trying to get his thighs tan. i tried to also.

this is theo.

this is a tribal lai worn in the 1970's by hawaiian warriors used sparcely in the battle of antietam.

this is the part of the show where chris and i go onto the beach and since it's our last day there we dont care who watches us cuz we'll never see them again. we didn't do much but we did do some karate with the 1.4. chris looks like he's in the movie snatch.

i, on the other hand, look like a white man's ice t.

chris, he does the thing called a "flip"

me, i have perfected a move i call -- "the dueling pistols"

we were going to go on a "sunset cruise" in the gulf to see dolphins. it got cancelled due to lack of interest from people not named heckenberger and my parents refused to pay for 3 other spots so we could go. speaking of dolphins, i once wrote an article for the daily collegian at penn state about the wing bowl and yao wing, a competitor in that event, sent me an email saying he really enjoyed it and was glad it made it all the way to penn state. and yao ate a huge chunk of dolphin meat to make it into wing bowl.

things would get worse for them. but not for me. i just heckled and then ran to yet another hot tub with chris heckenberger! we'll let the ladies decide what we're gonna do in orlando! i would also like to take some time out tonight to thank mr. one sean mcevoy. his father is the mayor of unionville and he got us some real cheap rooms in orlando. i guess i will have to step up to the unionville gift level and get him a sweet present at his wedding next summer. i also need to bring an impressive date there because needless to say, i have not impressed those coaches many times. please inquire below.

this is the part of the blog where i get a little sentimental. you see, you go through life and you don't realize what you have until its gone. and it's been over 5 years now since i have used shampoo. and by use shampoo, i mean on my head, i do enjoy it in my chest hair from time to time. but every time i go to a hotel i see my old friend and i wonder, how many things would be different if we were still together. well that's for another time. in fact i'm considering writing a book and the title is probably going to be called "something's missing." and you can only imagine...